The Lazy Employee! Just Another Manic Monday…


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 The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

“Just how much are you being paid a week?” said the owner angrily.

“Three hundred bucks,” replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy’s hands, and said, “Here’s a week’s pay — now get out and don’t come back!”

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said, “How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?”

“He’s not an employee,” said the supervisor. “He was just here to deliver a pizza!”  graphic comments-Funny Graphics

Fun Weekdays Everyone!


  1. staticbachelor says:

    Read this to my family and they loved it thanks for this blog!

  2. Jueseppi B. says:

    Reblogged this on The ObamaCrat.Com™ and commented:
    Some Monday Comedy from “allaboutlemon”.

  3. I was the kid who delivered the pizza. I’m saving the money. As soon as I get $200 more, I’ll be able to afford a cup of coffee at the Lemons R Us Café… : P

  4. That was very funny, liked very much

  5. The angry mind, judges everything from that place. It’s a bit like a tennis match where the bat is the ill will and the ball is Life, every stroke puts Life out of reach. The Sufis are big on canning Judgement. Nice story. Kristin

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