How to tell if a fly is male or female… Just Another Manic Monday

How  to Tell the Sex of a Fly


This is the cleanest E-mail  joke I’ve come across in a long while!  And I thought it would be nice to share it to you all…

A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking  around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?”
She  asked.

“Hunting Flies”
He responded.

“Oh!  Killing any?”
She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,”  he replied

Intrigued,  she asked. 
“How  can you tell them apart?

He  responded,
“3  were on a beer can,
2  were on the  phone


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  1. I suppose it shouldn’t be funny, but it’s hilarious!

  2. Now that’s the kind of joke that gives me a real buzz… thanks a swat!! : )

  3. Jeff Whelan says:

    Thanks for another Monday chuckle, Dolly! 😀

  4. Teresa Cleveland Wendel says:


    When you type a series of hehehehe’s, do you always end with an “h” and then have to add the “e”?
    I tested this out several times with my hahahahaha’s, and I always ended with the “h.”

  5. Love it. Thanks.

  6. LOL! I needed that this morning. Thank you!

  7. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! 🙂

  8. All in one: Review says:

    Have heard it before.. but never thought will see this again in a blog post.. memory refreshened

  9. That was so cute, and funny!…thanks for sharing!

  10. Cute

  11. very funny!


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