Once Upon A Time- Just Another Manic Monday

Once upon  a time there lived a king.
The king had a  beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But  there was a problem. Everything the princess  touched would melt.
No matter  what;

Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything  she touched would melt.

Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would  dare marry her.

The  king despaired. What could he do to help his  daughter?

He  consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard  told the king,
‘If your daughter touches one  thing that does not melt in her  hands,
she will  be cured.’

The  king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that  could bring his daughter
an object  that would not melt would marry her and inherit  the king’s wealth…

THREE  YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The  first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But  alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly ..


The second  prince brought diamonds.


He thought  diamonds are the hardest substance in the world  and would not melt. But alas, once the princess  touched them, they melted.

He too  was sent away disappointed.  

The  third prince approached. He told the princess,
‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is  in there.’

The princess did as she was  told, though she turned red .



She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did  not melt!!!

The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed.

And  the third prince married the princess and they  both lived happily ever after.

Question:  What was in the prince’s pants?



M&M’s  of course.

They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What  were you thinking??  
I STILL  WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!

 

Have A Great Week Everyone!

Comments

  1. Excellent. M&M should provide a reward, their marketing department would find this hard to beat (no pun intended!).

  2. Funny! 🙂 But was it just an accident that the Prince’s fly was unbuttoned, when he asked the Princess to reach into his pocket? Lol

  3. LMAO!!!

  4. staticbachelor says:

    I am delighted a dirty joke with a happy ending

  5. Pawan Hira (awakeningpsyche) says:

    God, so dirty mind I have now. The ending part of this tale hooked me to one point only. Always amazed when you do share such good posts.
    lol.

  6. Darn. That picture of the prince’s pants put me on the wrong track. I guessed cast-iron underwear, because that’s what I always wear just in case I spill my hot coffee… : )

  7. 😀 Haahaaha!!

  8. LMAO….too funny

  9. Cute. 🙂

  10. I should have thought it is manic monday. Thanks for the morning laugh it goes well with my coffee.

  11. Jueseppi B. says:

    😉 🙂

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