Hard of hearing wife? Just Another Manic Monday

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he

thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her on the subject,  he called the

family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could

perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from

her, and say something in a normal conversational speaking tone see if

she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in

the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what


Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?” No


So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his

wife and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”  Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his

wife and asks, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”  Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey,

what’s for dinner?”  Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her.  “Honey, what’s for dinner?”

(I just love this)

“Ralph!, for the FIFTH time, it’s CHICKEN

Enjoy Your Weekdays! mmmwahh!


  1. So true, so true! I think I have one of those husbands!

  2. Very funny love it

  3. I have the same problem!

  4. I didn’t get the joke at first.

    But then I put my hearing aid in and read it again, and I got it… : )

  5. Pawan Hira says:

    Haha….Wonderful. I love your manic monday. You bring smiles around, thank you.

  6. I laughed out loud reading this 🙂 Recently I accused my husband of mumbling and he said, no, I was going deaf. So I took a free hearing test, and, you can imagine my delight when I tested perfect and proved to my husband that he did indeed mumble.

  7. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 😉

  8. Hahaha!!! I’m lil in Dr. Office. 😀

  9. Jeff Whelan says:

    Perfect! 😀

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