It made me smile that I’d like to re-write this in 5-7-5 Haiku 🙂 I hope you wouldn’t mind me doing this my dear Sir Pirate? 🙂 xoxo
At mermaid’s back… ‘Shark!
While behind each belle, a Shrek!
Rear end… Puss in boots? 🙂
or a teaser:
Rear end… A pussy? lol
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