Still Snowing in Paris

Last night V called me via Skype to show me that Paris is still snowing…   Here are some snap shots that I took using my window’s “snipping tools” while he was showing me the heavy snow along the road in Paris…

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And here are the photo shots V took by his iPhone that he later sent me in my mail:

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  • Yet here in my place, it’s already getting warmer and then later it will be so hot soon! How about in your place?

#18 All Time Favorite Post- Politically Correct- Funny

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as

‘HILLBILLIES.’

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a
‘ BREASTED AMERICAN. ‘

2. She is not ‘EASY’ – She is

‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ – She is a

‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..’

4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ – She is a

‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you – She becomes

‘ VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ – She is a

‘ LOW COST PROVIDER.’

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1.. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a

‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’


2.. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ – He is


 OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’


3.. He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ – He

 INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’


4.. He is not ‘BALDING’ – He is in

‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’


5.. He does not act like a ‘TOTAL ASS’ – He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’

(Loved this one!)


6.. It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s

‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’

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Politically Correct- Funny

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America

Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as

‘HILLBILLIES.’

You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a
‘ BREASTED AMERICAN. ‘

2. She is not ‘EASY’ – She is

‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ – She is a

‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..’

4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ – She is a

‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you – She becomes

‘ VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ – She is a

‘ LOW COST PROVIDER.’

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1.. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a

‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’


2.. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ – He is


 OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’


3.. He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ – He

 INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’


4.. He is not ‘BALDING’ – He is in

‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’


5.. He does not act like a ‘TOTAL ASS’ – He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’

(Loved this one!)


6.. It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s

‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’

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