How can a woman make a man fall…
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Just Another Manic Monday
September 22, 2014 6 Comments
This is classic!
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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES…
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)…
1) Thats not right…….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…………………. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift… Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here… Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet… Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone… No Pah King
12) staying out of sight… Lei Ying Lo
13) He’s cleaning his automobile… Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great… Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didn’t get it….. ur dumb… LOL
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The Nun in Hooters… Just Another Manic Monday
February 11, 2013 5 Comments
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.” Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud f or me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see, ” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?”
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Manic (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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Manic (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES… Just Another Manic Monday
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Manic (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)…
1) Thats not right…….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…………………. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift… Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here… Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet… Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone… No Pah King
12) staying out of sight… Lei Ying Lo
13) He’s cleaning his automobile… Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great… Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it….. ur dumb… LOL
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Maxine… the economy is sooo bad… Just Another Manic Monday
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This is a forwarded mail from 2 years ago and I’m happy to share the laughter… hahaha
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About Grandpa… Just Another Manic Monday
December 24, 2012 12 Comments
THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into
her Grandpa’s room…
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the
room, make a noise like a frog.
“What?” said her Grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you croak,
we’re all going to Disney Land
Enjoy Your Holidays Everyone!
When Grandma Goes to Court… Just Another Manic Monday
July 2, 2012 11 Comments
This is a real classic…
contrib by Paul Bleckley
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