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This is classic!
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.” Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud f or me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see, ” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
This is a forwarded mail from 2 years ago and I’m happy to share the laughter… hahaha
THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into
her Grandpa’s room…
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the
room, make a noise like a frog.
“What?” said her Grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you croak,
we’re all going to Disney Land
This is a real classic…
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