Tooth Of The Day

Relationship

 

Relationship

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Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.

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“I mean, if the relationship can’t survive the long term,
why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
― Nicholas Sparks

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“Well, it seems to me that the best relationships – the ones that last -are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship.

You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before.

Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is…

suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.”

― Gillian Anderson

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“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently

or if your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each other if they met at a party.”
― Nick Hornby

 

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The only real security is not in owning or possessing, not in demanding or expecting,not in hoping, even.
Security in a relationship lies neither in looking back to what it was,
nor forward to what it might be, but living in the present and accepting it as it is now.

Happy Weekdays Everyone!

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Just Another Manic Monday

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RED SKELTON’S RECIPE

FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

Red Skelton 1913-1997

1.

Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a

little beverage, good food and companionship.

She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

2.
We also sleep in separate beds.

Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3.

I take my wife everywhere,

but she keeps finding her way back.

4.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.

“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.

So I suggested the kitchen.

5.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6.
She has an electric blender, electric

toaster and electric bread maker.

She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place

to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

7.

My wife told me the car wasn’t running well

because there was water in the carburetor.

I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

8.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

9.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late

for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

10.
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her

first name was ‘Always’.

12.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.

I don’t like to interrupt her.

13.
The last fight was my fault though.

My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”

I said, “Dust!”.

To those of you who have known this man and watched his T.V. shows, can’t
you just hear him say all of these?

        These were the good old days when humor didn’t have to start

with a four letter word. 

I love it even though I just read all about him from a mail that I received from a friend.

 It

was just clean and simple fun. 

And my friend said that

he always ended his programs with the words,

“And May God Bless” 

with

a big smile on his face.

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 Fun Weekdays Everyone!

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Just Another Manic Monday

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Have A Great Week Everyone!

I love you guys!

Once Upon A Time- Just Another Manic Monday

Once upon  a time there lived a king.
The king had a  beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But  there was a problem. Everything the princess  touched would melt.
No matter  what;

Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything  she touched would melt.

Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would  dare marry her.

The  king despaired. What could he do to help his  daughter?

He  consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard  told the king,
‘If your daughter touches one  thing that does not melt in her  hands,
she will  be cured.’

The  king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that  could bring his daughter
an object  that would not melt would marry her and inherit  the king’s wealth…

THREE  YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The  first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But  alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly ..


The second  prince brought diamonds.


He thought  diamonds are the hardest substance in the world  and would not melt. But alas, once the princess  touched them, they melted.

He too  was sent away disappointed.  

The  third prince approached. He told the princess,
‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is  in there.’

The princess did as she was  told, though she turned red .



She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did  not melt!!!

The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed.

And  the third prince married the princess and they  both lived happily ever after.

Question:  What was in the prince’s pants?



M&M’s  of course.

They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What  were you thinking??  
I STILL  WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!

 

Have A Great Week Everyone!

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