Just Another Manic Monday

Have your weekdays full of fun and worry-free!

 

Just Another Manic Monday

 Some Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Have your weekdays full of fun and worry-free!

mmwahhh!mmwahhh!

 

Tooth Of The Day

Long Distance Love

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“I don’t cry because we’ve been separated by distance,
and for a matter of years.
Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky
and breathe the same air, we’re still together.”
― Donna Lynn Hope

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In true love the smallest distance is too great,
and the greatest distance can be bridged.
Hans Nouwens

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“Love knows no distance; it hath no continent;
its eyes are for the stars.”
—Gilbert Parker

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“Our separation of each other is an optical illusion of consciousness.”
—Albert Einstein
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“Distance does not break off the friendship absolutely, but only the activity of it.”
―Aristotle
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“I believe in the immeasurable power of love;
that true love can endure any circumstance
and reach across any distance.”
―Steve Maraboli
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“Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.”
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Tooth Of The Day

Marriage

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

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Just Another Manic Monday

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Have A Great Week Everyone!

I love you guys!

Sunday’s Sashay

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A New Chapter Begins…

I feel great to tell everyone that I am now single.

Three years after my separation (2005), I have filed a marriage annulment (2008).

At long last this year 2013, last September 30, the court has decided and ordered that my marriage was null and void.

I am so happy as ever.

Happy because a new chapter begins in my life and I can move on forward.

Some of you may wonder and would ask me, “do you have any regrets at all?  Do you feel sad?

Well, honestly I do not have any regrets at all.  I have four beautiful, loving and responsible kids.  They are now all grown-ups and as a mother I am so fulfilled that I manage to put them all to school.  A year from now my first daughter, Maria Ahtalia will soon finish her Dentistry course and become a successful Dental Surgeon or Orthodontist.  My second daughter, Greta Garda will soon graduate in IT course 5 months from now to become a successful Digital Arts Designer. My third daughter, Tajah Jireh will soon to become a famous Fashion Designer, 3 years from now.  And my son, Picardo Leo, who is now in Secondary Schoool wanted to become the most wanted Architect one day.

I sounded so positive!  But that is most of mothers wished  for their children, aren’t we all?

Sad? Yes, there is a little sadness in a way that my marriage for 12 years did not work to  last.  But ending it, is the best thing to do and very smart move and I never and I won’t ever regret it.  I have the rest of my life now to look forward to and so I must make the most of it and feel thankful to my God in every moment as possible and ask His guidance and wisdom on how I take charge of my life and make a difference.

I believe that everytihnig happens for a reason.  I have a full life and I take these life challenges in a positive outlook. I move on with my life. I keep adjusting to needs and keeping all vital areas of my life in balance. I will continue to passionately pursue my mission or goal and I will never ever quit.

Life goes on and a new chapter begins. 🙂

 

Last week November 30… My kids and I went to go house hunting.  And we wished to get and own a Victorian kind of house in this beautiful Village and Resort Community to live by one day 🙂

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This is what a Victorian House look like.

Victorian house

  The house model isn’t ready for viewing yet so I just took this shot from one of their miniature displays…

Have a blessed Sunday Everyone! mmwahhh

TM5

Back to work! 🙂

The Italian Secret of a Long Marriage… Just Another Manic Monday

 

Saint Mary’s Catholic Church in South Philly holds a weekly husband’s’-only marriage seminar.

At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay
married to the same woman all the years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, “Wella, I’ve a-tried to treat-a her nizza, spenda money on her, but besta of all is that I tooka her to
Italy for the 20th anniversary!”

The Priest responded “Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for
for your 50th Anniversary.”

Luigi proudly replied, “I’m agonna go get her.

 

Have Fun On Your Weekdays!

 

The Blind Girl

contrib by Sandi W.

There was a girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone,

except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend,

‘If I could only see the world, I will marry you.’

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off,

she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend… He asked her,

‘Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?’

The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed

eyelids shocked her. She hadn’t expected that. The thought of looking at them the

rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:

‘Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’

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Once Upon A Time- Just Another Manic Monday

Once upon  a time there lived a king.
The king had a  beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But  there was a problem. Everything the princess  touched would melt.
No matter  what;

Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything  she touched would melt.

Because  of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would  dare marry her.

The  king despaired. What could he do to help his  daughter?

He  consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard  told the king,
‘If your daughter touches one  thing that does not melt in her  hands,
she will  be cured.’

The  king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The  next day, he held a competition. Any man that  could bring his daughter
an object  that would not melt would marry her and inherit  the king’s wealth…

THREE  YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The  first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But  alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly ..


The second  prince brought diamonds.


He thought  diamonds are the hardest substance in the world  and would not melt. But alas, once the princess  touched them, they melted.

He too  was sent away disappointed.  

The  third prince approached. He told the princess,
‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is  in there.’

The princess did as she was  told, though she turned red .



She  felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did  not melt!!!

The  king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was  overjoyed.

And  the third prince married the princess and they  both lived happily ever after.

Question:  What was in the prince’s pants?



M&M’s  of course.

They  melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What  were you thinking??  
I STILL  WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!

 

Have A Great Week Everyone!

Cynical Meanings…Just Another Manic Monday

Cynical Meanings

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either.”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power…

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

http://orkutluv.com/  graphic comments-Funny Graphics

The Italian Secret of a Long Marriage

Saint Mary’s Catholic Church in South Philly holds a weekly husband’s’-only marriage seminar.

At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay
married to the same woman all the years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, “Wella, I’ve a-tried to treat-a her nizza, spenda money on her, but besta of all is that I tooka her to
Italy for the 20th anniversary!”

The Priest responded “Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for
for your 50th Anniversary.”

Luigi proudly replied, “I’m agonna go get her.”

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