Free Day- Happy Day

Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice.

Philippians 4:4

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Just Another Manic Monday

How can a woman make a man fall…

mmwahhh!

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FRENCH TALK

Thanks to all of you who continue to stay with me up to this time.  I love you all!

Just Another Manic Monday

This is classic!

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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES…

 

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)…

 

1) Thats not right…….. Sum Ting Wong

 

2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding

 

3) See me ASAP…………. Kum Hia Nao

 

4) Stupid Man…………………. Dum Fuk

 

5) Small horse… Tai Ni Po Ni

 

6) Did you go to the beach?… Wai Yu So Tan

 

7) I bumped in to a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

 

8) I think you need a face lift… Chin Tu Fat

 

9) It’s very dark in here… Wao So Dim

 

10) I thought you were on a diet… Wai Yu Mun Ching

 

11) This is a tow away zone… No Pah King

 

12) staying out of sight… Lei Ying Lo

 

13) He’s cleaning his automobile… Wa Shing Ka

 

14) Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

15) Great… Fa Kin Su Pah

 

For the losers who didn’t get it….. ur dumb… LOL

mmwahhh!

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Vortex

Full Definition of VORTEX

(Merriam-Webster Dictionary)

1

:  something that resembles a whirlpool <the hellish vortex of battle — Time>

2

a :  a mass of fluid (as a liquid) with a whirling or circular motion that tends to form a cavity or vacuum in the center of the circle and to draw toward this cavity or vacuum bodies subject to its action; especially :  whirlpool, eddy

b :  a region within a body of fluid in which the fluid elements have an angular velocity

• Before we proceed on drinking our favorite coffee and/or tea with our Cafe Siesta for today, I like to share you some of my thoughts about me and my source.  I believe in God, I believe that there is this powerful source before me who is always guiding my thoughts and actions.  I believe in the work of Jesus, when he said, “I am the way the truth and the life”. I believe that because I always end my prayers with “In Jesus name”, and as always all my prayers have been answered.  Of course not at that very instant but I usually received them and I felt blessed.
• I also believe in Magick and there is this part of me that I might also be one of those white witches… hehehe
• I believe in the OBE (Out of Body Experience).  My first experience of OBE was when I was 12 years old…. and until now.  Before, I was so afraid every time I feel that I am out of my body and started flying and when it happened,  I used to pray and always say “In Jesus Name” and then all of a sudden I will just go back to my body.  But now I am ready…  And just 5 days ago, February 2, around 5 in the morning, I had an OBE.  After I got tired from creating in my 3D world I went to bed while I left my favorite Kenny G Jazz on.  I like that very much to sleep with music on.  Then it started that I was already having my OBE.  I was ready this time so that I explore more and flew around the universe.  I love it very much out there so free and I really feel joy.  Then I saw this tunnel so I went in and at the end of it was a brick wall and before I could just bump to it, I knew back in my mind that it won’t harm me at all, in fact I went through it.  I found myself on the rough cement floor and someone had touch my shoulder.  Before when this would happen, I would right away pray and struggled to go back to my body, but this time I waited to really see who was it.  He was young and good looking and I asked him to tell me what I needed to know.  He said that Im still young.  Young in the sense that there are lots for me to learn and discover.  He said he would not  like something in-appropriate that might happen to me just like his father and he pointed on this old man.  I asked him some kind of proof that would remind me that I was not just dreaming all of this.  I knew I was awake because while I was talking to him, I could still hear my music on.  He gave me 2 names “Nino Torres” and “Nono Flores”.  I thought that I would search them on the net, if there were any of these people exist in this world.  And so I waited him to tell me more but then  little by little I was already back in my body.  I got up right away to write them down so I won’t forget them.  Later that day I goggled them.  And would you believe it?  These 2 people exist: This is Nono Flores    and this is Nino Torres   Now these two guys are Spanish and famous…             Well, I have a Spanish blood and Toothsome is already famous too…. hehehhe 🙂  But really I am still trying to figure it out what would be the importance of these two people in my life.  Anyways I just asked for some proof, right?   And I got it.  So I guess I will continue to keep on searching.  And I am telling you guys this OBE thing is real.

Hmmm I think I would need a professional teacher on this OBE thing and so I goggled on it and I found one.  Another story to tell in the future.

• I believe in casting out of bad spirits.  I do, because I had witness this in my own eyes. It’s a long story.  While I was writing this part, I just got a goose bumps… hahahaha
• I believe in dreams, I believe in astrology and numbers…
• I believe in the work of Billy Graham .  During his crusade in the Philippines 1977, November 23, I was born again and was also baptized in Holy Spirit and had spoken in tongues.  But I prefer not to have any religion.  I respect all beliefs and religions out there.
• And then this… The Law Of Attraction…  I believe one day I could get myself in there… inside what they called “Vortex”  Or perhaps I am already there but I am just not aware of it.  And how about you guys?  Have you ever been curious about our existence?  Anything you would like to say or share with us?

Would you like to come with me inside the Vortex?  Hahahaha

• Anyways here  are some videos for you to know and learn about this so called “VORTEX” and Law Of Attraction:

Abraham. The Secret Behind The Secret FULL MOVIE

Your Thoughts Are Creating Your Reality – Dr Wayne “Law Of Attraction”

Have a break… Grab your favorite tea or coffee and drink with me

and see you somewhere in there  

Cheers!

I want more donut please?

Enjoy your weekend!

I love you guys!

My Moments

My First Snow, Snowman, Ice Skating…

I am a having a moment recalling my first snow…  As you know that Philippines has only 2 seasons… The Wet and The Dry Seasons.  So when I was just a little girl, I dreamed to be able to make my own snowman one day…

And then… it happened:

Here I was in my first strolling in the snow…  I remember that I really did tumbledown right on the ground…  Well it didn’t hurt that much… For me it was an incredible and wonderful experience already! hehehhe

Okay so here I was making my  snow-baby 🙂

Cha-charan… hehehe my snowbaby… 🙂

Well it did not stop me from there… I went down to the backyard…

Wow! I thought, I just got enough snow to make my first snowman in here! 

Here I was enjoying to make my very first snowman… I was hoping the snow in Lizzie ‘s ( my cousin) backyard would just be enough to make one snowman for me… or else I might be tempted to get some snow from the other side of the fence… hahaha

Yiheyyy! I did it! And not forgetting the hat of Lizzie on it… what a cutie!

 

Hayyyy… that sure was tiring but it’s worth it! 

See! My first snowman was even smiling from ear to ear 

 🙂

Yay! Ice Skating…
I wouldn’t imagine it now how I was able to ice skate in that huge place…

See me in the move here?
Well… I wish I could still do this to NOW.. 

 

Well these were just one of those memorable moments that I enjoyed too much!
Do you have one too?

Have fun everybody! xoxo

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Sunday’s Sashay

A New Chapter Begins…

I feel great to tell everyone that I am now single.

Three years after my separation (2005), I have filed a marriage annulment (2008).

At long last this year 2013, last September 30, the court has decided and ordered that my marriage was null and void.

I am so happy as ever.

Happy because a new chapter begins in my life and I can move on forward.

Some of you may wonder and would ask me, “do you have any regrets at all?  Do you feel sad?

Well, honestly I do not have any regrets at all.  I have four beautiful, loving and responsible kids.  They are now all grown-ups and as a mother I am so fulfilled that I manage to put them all to school.  A year from now my first daughter, Maria Ahtalia will soon finish her Dentistry course and become a successful Dental Surgeon or Orthodontist.  My second daughter, Greta Garda will soon graduate in IT course 5 months from now to become a successful Digital Arts Designer. My third daughter, Tajah Jireh will soon to become a famous Fashion Designer, 3 years from now.  And my son, Picardo Leo, who is now in Secondary Schoool wanted to become the most wanted Architect one day.

I sounded so positive!  But that is most of mothers wished  for their children, aren’t we all?

Sad? Yes, there is a little sadness in a way that my marriage for 12 years did not work to  last.  But ending it, is the best thing to do and very smart move and I never and I won’t ever regret it.  I have the rest of my life now to look forward to and so I must make the most of it and feel thankful to my God in every moment as possible and ask His guidance and wisdom on how I take charge of my life and make a difference.

I believe that everytihnig happens for a reason.  I have a full life and I take these life challenges in a positive outlook. I move on with my life. I keep adjusting to needs and keeping all vital areas of my life in balance. I will continue to passionately pursue my mission or goal and I will never ever quit.

Life goes on and a new chapter begins. 🙂

 

Last week November 30… My kids and I went to go house hunting.  And we wished to get and own a Victorian kind of house in this beautiful Village and Resort Community to live by one day 🙂

This is what a Victorian House look like.

  The house model isn’t ready for viewing yet so I just took this shot from one of their miniature displays…

Have a blessed Sunday Everyone! mmwahhh

Back to work! 🙂

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Our theme for this month of November is

Thank You….

“No restrictions on genres or decades – if it has Thank You in the title, it’s good to go.”

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Bon Jovi – Thank You For Loving Me

Celine Dion Wind Beneath My Wings

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ABBA – Thank You For The Music (live)

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Thank you / Sly & the Family Stone LIVE! On soul train

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Thank You Music Passion Update…

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Thank You….

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Bon Jovi – Thank You For Loving Me

 

Celine Dion Wind Beneath My Wings

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My Moments

Yes guys… remember I mentioned to you in one of my posts that I was busy on something very important that I needed to do? Well, I am happy to tell you that I did it.  I just got hold on my passport yesterday and wow America granted me again a 10 year Multiple Entry US Visa.  And this is really soooo awesome!

So to all of my blogger-friends who live in America, brace yourself because Toothsome More will visit soon.  I wish we will have that MOB (meeting of bloggers) just like what happened with my Blogger friend Sarah here.. you can check it out and it’s truly wonderful and very touching moment  🙂

Happy Sunday Everyone! mmmwahhhh

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Tooth Of The Day…

Words

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another.
Napoleon Hill

We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
Swami Vivekananda

However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
Buddha

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain

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Tooth Of The Day

Challenge

•  

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

•  

Life is a song – sing it. Life is a game – play it. Life is a challenge – meet it. Life is a dream – realize it. Life is a sacrifice – offer it. Life is love – enjoy it.
Sai Baba

•  

Don’t be afraid to fail. Don’t waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn from your failures and go on to the next challenge. It’s OK to fail. If you’re not failing, you’re not growing.
H. Stanley Judd

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How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser.
Lou Holtz

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The only use of an obstacle is to be overcome. All that an obstacle does with brave men is, not to frighten them, but to challenge them.
Woodrow Wilson

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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES… Just Another Manic Monday

Manic (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)…
1) Thats not right…….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive………………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man…………………. Dum Fuk
5) Small horse… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift… Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here… Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet… Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone… No Pah King
12) staying out of sight… Lei Ying Lo
13) He’s cleaning his automobile… Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great… Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it….. ur dumb… LOL

mmwahhh!

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Re-birth

“It is only from planting love that love is harvested.”

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mmwahhh!

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Bewitching In The Art Game’s Old Room

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Toothsome

Witch Jokes

• Q: Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
  A: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

• Q: What do witches put on their hair?
  A: Scare spray.

• Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
  A: She looks at her witch-watch.

• Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
  A: Spelling.

• Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
  A: She witch-hiked.

• Q: What does a witch kid want for Christmas?
  A: A haunted dollhouse.

• Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
  A: So, they would know which witch is which.

• Q: What do you call two witches living together?
  A: Broom-mates.

• Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
  A: Broom service.

• Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
  A: A sand-witch.

• Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
  A: A brrrooooommmm stick.

• Q: Who was the most famous witch detective?
  A: Warlock Holmes.

• Q: Why does a witch ride a broom?
  A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

• Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
  A: A broom closet.

• Q: What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime?
  A: Ghoul delox and the three scares.

• Q: What is a witch with poison ivy called?
  A: An itchy witchy.

• Q: What happens if you see twin witches?
  A: You won’t be able to tell which witch is witch.

• Q: Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
  A: There was no future in it.

• Q: What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
  A: Broom sick.

• Q: Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
  A: She wanted a clean sweep.

• Q: What has six legs and flies?
  A witch giving her cat a ride.

• Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces?
  A: A witch on a trampoline.

• Q: What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
  A: You’ll soon be well enough to get up for a spell.

• Q: What do witches race on?
  A: Vroomsticks.

• Q: How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
  A: When a wasp stings her it closes it’s eyes.

• Q: Have you heard about the good weather witch?
  A: She’s forecasting sunny spells.

• Q: What did a witch say to another after the movies?
  A: Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom.

• Q: What makes more noise than an angry witch?
  A: Two angry witches.

• Q: What’s the best way of seeing a witch?
  A: On the television.

• Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch?
  A: Very worried dogs.

• Q: How do you stop infection from witch bites?
  A: Don’t bite any witches.

• Q: What do witches sing at Christmas?
  A: “Deck the halls with poison ivy….”

• Q: What do you call a witch that climbs up walls?
  A: Ivy.

• Q: What do you call a witch with one leg?
  A: Eileen.

• Q: Why is a witch like a candle?
  A: They are both wicked.

• Q: Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
  A: She kept having Disney spells.

• Q: Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
  A: Because her grey ones were at the cleaners.

• Q: What happens to witches when it rains?
  A: They get wet.

• Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
  A: A bird that doesn’t give a hoot.

• Q: Why won’t a witch wear a flat hat?
  A: Because there is no point in it.

• Q: What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
  A: A fresh air freak.

• Q: What do you get if you cross a witch & an iceberg?
  A: A cold spell.

• Q: What do little witches do after school?
  A: Their gnomework.

• Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
  A: Because it’s quicker than walking.

• Q: How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
  A: When it comes out in conversation.

• Q: What is the witches motto?
  A: We came, we saw, we conjured.

• Q: How do you make a witch itch?
  A: Take away the “w”.

• Q: What do you call a nervous witch?
  A: A twitch.

• Q: What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
  A: Hex-aminations.

• Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a millionaire?
  A: A very witch person.

• Q: How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
  A: Out of flying saucers.

• Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
  A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

• Q: What kind of jewellry do witches wear on their wrists?
  A: Charm bracelets.

• Q: Why didn’t the witch sing at the concert?
  A: Because she had a frog in her throat.

• Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
  A: Run.

• Q: What happened to the naughtly little witch at school?
  A: She was ex-spelled.

• Q: How do you make a witch float?
  A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one witch.

• Q: A witch who likes the beach but not the water is called?
  A: A chicken sand_witch.

• Q: Who went into a witch’s den and came out alive?
  A: The witch.

• Q: What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
  A: To keep their hats pointed.

• Q: Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?
  A: That’s the time to go to sweep.

• Q: Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
  A: Ever tried broomstick pie?

• Q: What did the young witch say to her mother?
  A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight.

• Q: Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
  A: To keep their heads warm.

• Q: Why are black cats such good singers?
  A: They’re very mewwwwsical.

• Q: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
  A: When your a mouse.

• Q: What do witches cats like for breakfast?
  A: Mice krispies.

• Q: What did the black cat say to the fish?
  A: I’ve got a bone to pick with you.

• Q: What do you call a witches cat that drinks vinegar?
  A: A sour puss.

• Q: What do you get if you cross a witches cat and a canary?
  A: A cat with a full tummy.

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The Italian Secret of a Long Marriage… Just Another Manic Monday

 

Saint Mary’s Catholic Church in South Philly holds a weekly husband’s’-only marriage seminar.

At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay
married to the same woman all the years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, “Wella, I’ve a-tried to treat-a her nizza, spenda money on her, but besta of all is that I tooka her to
Italy for the 20th anniversary!”

The Priest responded “Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for
for your 50th Anniversary.”

Luigi proudly replied, “I’m agonna go get her.

 

Have Fun On Your Weekdays!

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